Woo, early! Take that, last-week me!
Also, Great and Powerful Disney, who owns all, especially Pooh, please don’t sue. I have like, 30 dollars, max. It’s not worth the time.
And lest I forget, a special congrats to my old friend Jeff, who should be expecting his second parenting challenge in the new couple of weeks. May she be born with all fingers, toes, and full compliment of sass.